Brian M. Waters’ Unencrypted

Rules of DEF CON

  1. The first rule of DEF CON is don’t connect to the WiFi.
  2. The second rule of DEF CON is seriously, don’t connect to the WiFi.
  3. The third rule of DEF CON is no, shut the fuck up and listen to me, don’t connect to the goddamn WiFi.
  4. The fourth rule of DEF CON is drink! (Unless you don’t, then that’s cool too.)
  5. The fifth rule of DEF CON is go to the villages.
  6. The sixth rule of DEF CON is talk to all the other cool people and stay away from the computer.
  7. The seventh rule of DEF CON is be nice to the Goons. They are working their ass off so you can have a good time.
  8. The eighth rule of DEF CON is something about taking a shower.
  9. The ninth rule of DEF CON is bring a lot of money because Vegas is a fucking ripoff.
  10. The last rule of DEF CON is all rules are guidelines.